Mar. Feb 11th, 2025

​As one of CNBC’s resident Eagles fans, I was appalled to open my inbox earlier this week to find an email chain with the subject line, “Why the Bulls Hate the Birds.”Circulating among my colleagues was data from Carson Group chief market strategist Ryan Detrick, who pointed out that Philadelphia Super Bowl and World Series wins had historically coincided with stock market calamity.The 1929 stock market crash? Same year the Philadelphia Athletics won the World Series. And 2018, the year the Eagles won their first Super Bowl, was the worst year for stocks since 2008.”Who should you root for? Personally, I can’t stand either team, but I guess I’ll just say when Philly wins a Super Bowl or World Series really bad things tend to happen,” Detrick wrote in the post, followed by this ghastly chart.Look, I don’t expect anyone to side with Philly fans. I have a Jason Kelce t-shirt that says, “No one likes us. We don’t care.” I get it, we’re obnoxious.But if you’re going to back the Chiefs in this one, it shouldn’t be because you’re afraid of declines in your portfolio. After all, this bit about Philly sports victories and stock market slides is just the latest in a long line of stock “indicators” that market experts throw out there for fun.The stuff that actually drives movement in the economy and stock markets — corporate earnings, consumer sentiment, interest rates — can be dry. And those of us who write about these things like to spice it up every once in a while with fun little nuggets of data from stock market history.Sure, you could pay attention to what the Federal Reserve is doing. But what if you could tell what was going to happen some other way?Take the so-called hemline indicator, which says skirt styles tend to be shorter during up markets (think the Roaring 20s, the booming 80s) and dresses get more modest during economic downturns. In that vein, maybe the event to pay attention to this weekend isn’t the Super Bowl, but New York Fashion Week.Or you can ignore it all if you believe in the January barometer. This market truism suggests that the stock market’s calendar year results tend to follow what stocks did in January. That’s good news this year; the S&P 500 rose by about 3% in the first month of the year.However, the historical correlation is aided by the fact that the market has historically trended upward, period. Stocks have produced positive calendar year returns 71% of the time since 1945, including 14 out of 29 times they declined in January.  As any of the stories related to these indicators will remind you: past performance is no guarantee of future results. Even if any of these indicators were reliable predictors of stock market movements in the past (they’re weren’t), no one can tell where investments are headed in the future.And even if you believed in these sorts of of things, the evidence against Philly sports is flimsier than it looks. Sure the Phillies won the title in 2008, and that was a famously bad year for stoc